This Picture Makes Me Think

This weeks picture makes me think…

1. “You said I hold her like this daddy?”

2. This is what happens when you let Ron Jeremy baby sit your kids…

3. Eighteen years after this picture was taken we found out that Lil’ Bobby is still inseparable from his favorite action figure – “Suck You Off Debbie”…

4. Hey it could have been worse… He could have been using his mothers vibrator as a pacifier!

5. When Jeff realized that he had run out of plush teddy bears to award the winners at the county fair, he had to think fast…

This Picture Makes Me Think…

This week’s picture makes me think:

1. Bro… I promise! She told me you guys were getting a DIVORCE!

2. For all of those who are looking for the definition of “Roshambo“… I present Exibit A…

3. It might be time for someone to go and get Lasik…

4. Everyone knew that Retarded Bob would make a fine athlete, but someone should have been a little more specific when they told him that the object of the game was to “kick balls” really hard…

5. Bob couldn’t wait to go outside and test his new bionic leg implants.

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1. Jasper refused to let the recession ruin his hot tubbing

2. Redneck. . . it’s the other white meat

3. Rusty found the silver lining and decided to cook his own crabs

4. You should see the washing machine

5. Alright, besides the obvious, is that underwear on his head?

6.  This give a whole new meaning to the practice of  “boiling your weiners”…

7. Is it just me or the guy on the left seems like he’s done this before…

8. Jasper had no idea what was required when he agreed to bring the weiners and buns…

9. Beers – Check… Mustard and ketsup – Check… Drunk chicks – Check… White people proving yet again that they’re just “different”… CHECK!

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It’s time for another “This Picture Makes Me Think…”

1.  For once the mullet isn’t the funniest/weirdest thing in a picture

2. These guys either showed up at the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time…

3. “Bob those are some really cool shorts… exactly where can I get some of those for my anorexic sister?”

4. I get the feeling that the midget is pointing and saying, “So you’re saying that the ‘Weirdo’s of Rock Tour’ is off of Exit 120?”

5. “No actually I’m only a malnourised, hippie roady on the weekends, during the week I run a Fortune 500 banking institution.”

6. I have a feeling that the sign around the miget’s neck says, “If found please return to Michael Jackson…”

7. Drugs are bad… Mkayyyyyy….

8. All the leather and metal studs in the world won’t make these guys look “tough”

9. “Ohhhh this bulge in the front of my shorts? Yeah… that’s where I keep my marijuana…”

10. I guess opposites really do attract…

Max

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I hate to intrude on Max’s territory with “TPMMT” but I couldn’t help myself on this one.  I love kids so I thought I would share this photo. Please feel free to add your own comments.

1. Mommy is showing Billy where babies come from.

2. After all the fun and games little Billy never looked at his pacifier the same.

3. While little Billy watched the video camera he wondered why the long 10 inch muppet on the computer screen was being chocked out by the mean ol’ five fingered monster.

4. The recession may have hit the adult entertainment community hard, but Sparkles found a new untouched market.

5. Oddly enough the only thing on Billy’s mind is why mommy keeps hiding lunch

6. Even at the tender age of two little Billy knew that white stripper shoes and grey stripper shoes just don’t match.

7. Fisher Price’s answer to declining sales – “My First Bottom Bitch”

8. Look at it this way, it’s better than being touched by a priest.

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It’s time for another another dose of “This Picture Makes Me Think…”. Today we have two of the bravest SWAT police ever…

1. After a nerve wracking three hour standoff, police finally convinced Knibbles the cat to put down the crack pipe and surrender peacefully

2. “STAY RIGHT FUCKING THERE CUTE LITTLE KITTY! I’M NOT GOING TO REPEAT MYSELF AGAIN!”

3. When Knibble overheard someone say that you can make a lot of money “selling some tail” on the corner, I don’t think he knew quite what was involved… 

4. “Hey Jeff, I think this guy’s begging for a cavity search.”

5. Judging from the surroundings, this is probably the most excitement these two have had in years…

6. Exactly what purpose do those kevlar knee pads serve?

7. Why we should ban assault rifles: Exhibit A…

8. The cat under the Jeep Cherokee (look closely) is probably thinking, “Damn I’m glad it was Knibbles’ turn to score the pot!”

 Max

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This week’s picture makes me think…

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It’s time for another “This Picture Makes Me Think“… This week, our photograph includes a Grandmother that just doesn’t know when it’s time to hang up the “booty shorts”… Give us your ideas for appropriate captions in the comment section. We will post the best ones next to ours!

1. This is NOT the definition of GMILF!

2. “Hey baby, you lookin’ mighty fine in dem thur shorts of urs!”

3. After approaching the scene of the crime, the “Fashion Police” realized they were in way over their heads and called in the “Fashion SEALS“!

4. Five words that should never appear in the same sentence – Vericose Veins, Cellulite, Booty Shorts…

5. This is what happens when you allow your senile grandmother to dress herself and then wander out of the house unattended…

6. Even this many years after the show had been cancelled, Daisy Duke still had trouble letting go of the past.

 7. Ok, who’s idea was it to buy grandma a copy of Beyonce’s album, “Sasha Fierce“?

8. Booty shorts on grandma = FAIL!

9. I think they’re related?  

 

 

 

 

 

10. After seeing that picture of grandma, I want someone to call Obama and tell him to ban summertime!

Max

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This picture of Kanye West at the Paris Fashion Week has already made its laps around the internet, but how can we resist an opportunity to share what “This Picture Makes Me Think…”. Especially with South Park taking a huge swipe at Kanye’s admittedly huge ego. As always, we would love to know what “This Picture Makes You Think”, share in the comment section.

 
1. Well… there goes all of his street cred…

2. “The Village People 2009”

3. “I… am… a… 12 degee PINK BELT… WAAA TAAAAAAAAAA”

4. “Hey Kanye, wouldn’t it be cool if we dressed up like a bunch of gay dudes… but tried to convince everyone that we’re not gay…”

5. Is it just me, or does the guy on the far right look like he’s only there because Kanye gave him some clothes and a free ticket to Paris…

 6. Is it just me, or is the guy in the leopard print pants there because… Well… because he really is gay…

7. If you act gay, dress gay, hang out with gay dudes… Need I say more?

8. This is certainly one time where the best policy is “don’t ask, don’t tell”

9. “Ramone, you said you would let me wear the leopard-skinned tights and yellow-foam brass knuckles this time!”

10. After finally “coming out of the closet”, most people agreed that they would prefer it if both Kanye and his wardrobe got back in the closet…

Max

Disclaimer: At dailyfits we have nothing against gays. Only gay rappers who pretend to not be gay.

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Every once in awhile we will post an “interesting picture” and include what we think are some “appropriate” captions! We invite you to add some of your own captions in the comment section, and we will post the best ones alongside ours in the main post!

1.  John thought he had a surefire winner when I first approached Nike with pictures of the “Just Screw It” advertising campaign!

2. All of a sudden, it became quite clear why Lance Armstrong was rushing back from retirement to re-join the Tour de France!

3. This is what happens when you allow a former sex addict to run the “Olympic Competitive Selection Committee“.

4. Everyone knew it was a bad idea to invite “Forgetful Sally” to the “Thongs Mandatory Bike Marathon”. 

5. What do you get when you mix porn stars and bicycles…

6. In an attempt to boost TV rating for the Tour de France, Pierre came up with this ingenious idea…

7. Someone overheard one of the judges say, “This is one race that has absolutely NO losers…”

8. With a sigh, Paul turned to Josh and said, “Josh I said I wanted you to go out and find a bunch of ‘big city girls to test out our new bikes’… Not big titty girls!”

9. In an attempt to improve rider aerodynamics, engineers at Schwinn came up with this amazing new biker suit. They call it the… “Thong?!?!?“

10. Amani said: Socks and shoes aren’t necessary for what we will be doing, but they will need helmets. 

Max