Happy 4/20 – It’s For My Glaucoma…

live_in_russia3It’s for my glaucoma

No major news today from the world of Diggems; however, to all my potheads I have to say “Happy 4-20“. I’ve been celebrating the holiday for quite some time now, but I’ve never really known the history behind this monumental occasion. I tried asking a few of my other colleagues about the celebration, but none of them seemed to remember where or who they were, much less how the day came to be.

So I foraged the web. Turns out there’s nothing really to it. A bunch of kids from San Rafael High School would meet at 4:20 pm every day to smoke out after detention. They picked a park and smoked out next to some structure called the Louis Pasteur statue and talked about their day. That’s it. Nobody was saved, no babies we’re rescued, no aliens revealed themselves. It was just a typical day with typical people doing typical shit.

The term 4-20 now has it’s own smoked out holiday. A pothead will find any reason to smoke, it was just a matter of time before we got our own day.

Get “a-head” on your holidays

I think we should have more regular days celebrated. The net is already buzzing about March 14. In case you didn’t know, it’s National Steak and Blowjob Day.

For this particular day of the year, every guy receives either a steak or a blowjob from their significant other (or some crack whore, whichever suits your fancy). It’s the perfect counter-balance to the bane of mankind known as Valentine’s Day. It is your civic duty as a man to sign the online petition, and tell congress that we won’t stand for another chocolate and flower filled Valentine’s Day without a federally funded Steak and Blowjob Day. If there’s ever been a time to write your congressmen – it’s now.

Well that’s my time for this post, gotta get back to the celebration. Happy 4-20!

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