How to Establish Your Inner Gangsta…

If you work in a normal office environment, every once in a while there will be someone that will make you want to, for lack of a better phrase, kick their f**king ass! Well as you know, you can’t just go around curb stomping every big mouthed, back biting, jealous clown you meet. So to help you out, we’ve put together a couple of famous “gangsta” quotes that you can use (modify as you see fit) the next time you need to pull someone into a side office and let them know exactly how you’re feeling!

First up, Nicky (Joe Pesci) from the movie “Casino” – In this quote, Nicky is upset because a man at the local bank won’t give him back his money. So the next time someone owes you some cash, a self-tailored version of this quote should work wonders:

“I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I’ll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and… walk in and see [you] and, uh… if you don’t have my money for me, I’ll… crack your f**kin’ head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I’m comin’ out of jail, hopefully, you’ll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I’ll split your f**kin’ head open again. ‘Cause I’m f**kin’ stupid. I don’t give a f**k about jail. That’s my business. That’s what I do.”

Next up, Taylor (Vin Diesel) from the movie “Knockaround Guys” – “Knockaround Guys” is a little known movie from 2001. In this quote, Vin Diesel and his buddies find it necessary to establish themselves as some certified tough guys. Every so often you will walk into a brand new environment, and you will find it necessary to serve notice that you aren’t to be f**ked with, try saying something similar to the following:

“500 fights, that’s the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that’s what you are.”

Last up Mike Tyson from real life – You can’t have a “gangsta” quote session without including Iron Mike! The following quote is something that he actually said. It is so thoroughly thugged out that just repeating the story in public, and substituting yourself for Mike, will likely earn you the respect of every man, woman, and child within earshot:

“I paid a worker at New York’s zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was one big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let [me] smash that silverback’s snotbox! He declined.”

Well, we hope that the above quotes help you sometime in the future. You never know, they might actually help you avoid a fight, but if not, we hope you pack a mean left hook, because after talking s**t like that, you’ve got some serious words to back up!

Max

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2 Responses to “How to Establish Your Inner Gangsta…”

  1. We did always love that quote from Casino

  2. Classic Mike Tyson quote/story. Damn … he was a bad, bad man …

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