Archive for February 27, 2009

Max’s Quik F’its!

Posted in Quik F'its with tags , , , , , , , on February 27, 2009 by Max

Well it’s Friday, so that means it’s time to examine the week that was. From crazy women with too many children, to crazy children with too much game, let’s look back…

Why do women with lots of kids love the limelight?
Nadya Suleman, like Sarah Palin, just won’t go away! She told Dr. Phil that having the octuplets was now a “mistake”.

Unlike most, I have honestly tried my best to ignore this chick. But like most sideshow performances, eventually you seem to get sucked in against your own freewill.

For me, the icing on this cake was the offer for $1,000,000 by Vivid Entertainment, the worlds largest pornography producer, for Suleman to appear in several films. When the porn industry comes knocking, you know that any hope you had of being taken seriously is out the window. Fortunately she turned the offer down, albeit with a slight caveat, “Of course, if I have more kids I may have to ask for $2 million”. What a joke!

<—- This guy has the crooked-est smile ever…
If you had an opportunity to see Gov. Bobby Jindal give his speech after the Obama congressional address, you had the opportunity to see one of the worst speeches ever. Don’t get me wrong, the substance of the speech was pure Republican/Conservative politics. What was so painful for most; however, was the stilted, scripted, and largely flat delivery.

Obviously an Obama speech is a tough act to follow, but Jindal’s performance was bad enough to make even George Bush wince. Sorry Republicans, it might be time to dust off another robot, ’cause this guy’s extra rusty…

Pimpin’ ain’t easy, and these days it ain’t fun either!
One count of child prostitution and three counts of pandering, or serving as a go-between or liaison for sexual purposes. Nine counts of child prostitution, two counts of receiving earnings of a prostitute, and one count of pandering. These are the charges facing sixteen year olds Tatiana Tye and Jazmine Finley respectively.

These are all felony charges, and highlight just how deeply involved these young ladies were in their profession of choice. According to prosecutors, Tye and Finley were able to recruit the young prostitutes by pointing out “all the money they would be making. Additionally, they were told that it was better working for them as opposed to male pimps because they would not get beat up.” Well sign me up!

As I’ve mentioned before, this is one of those stories that is simply hard to swallow.

According to Tye’s grandmother, “I want (people) to know that my little granddaughter, she is a loving person. She smiles all the time … she’s a little confused, but that’s no reason, and people shouldn’t sit and judge people. I just don’t like that. You don’t know the facts, you don’t know the truth, don’t do that.

She then went on to say, “Pay attention to your kids. If you’re a grandparent, pay attention to your grandchildren, because you never know what they’re up to. This is a big mess, and that’s what it is.

Yeah thanks, but excuse me if I don’t rush to take child rearing advice from the grandmother of a sixteen year old female ex-pimp…

Max

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